“I have no job to go to, I’m estranged from Stefano, it’s difficult to for me to dress myself without pain, and I’m stuck using a cane that’s more than six inches too short, but they keep making me wear suits anyway. At least the blue tie is nice.”
“I didn’t know whether to dress for you or Lucas, so I did both.”
“Inhuman screaming…the pizza deliveryman forgot the breadsticks again, eh?”
“Father, how many times do I have to tell you that I have to be good for Samantha because we’re on Days? If this were General Hospital, I’d already be back to killing people-I mean, importing coffee.”
“I’ve done horrible things, which I’ll bring up to everyone but EJ.”
“So after you kidnap Belle, don’t sell her on the black market. I already tried that once.”
“Belle? Philip? Claire? Damn it, why does everyone always leave me? And EJ needs to stop showing up here whenever he feels like it.”
“So what are you in for? I’m in for murder. That’s right, murder. Well, attempted murder. Anyway, you don’t want to mess with me. I’ll shoot you in the back and temporarily make it inconvenient to for you to climb stairs.”
Grade: EJ A, EJ’s hair A+, Sami B, rest of the show B.
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Everything is hilarious but especially this. What a hoot! Love your blog!
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