Sami (nodding): "Okay, so I've got all my stuff from last year."
Sami dumps out a box with all kinds of papers on her couch. EJ raises an eyebrow.
EJ (dryly): "Your organizational skills are unparalleled."
Sami (brushing him off): "I'll get organized when I get audited. Anyway, so now that we're married, are we filing the 1040 long form jointly? I mean, you have investments and everything that we need to account for, right?"
EJ looks pensive.
Sami (shaking her head): "Don't tell me you want to do the 1040EZ form-how else are we supposed to get our deductions?"
EJ (contemplating): "Sweetheart, you know I'm not American. Do I even need to file?"
Sami (thinking): "Well, you earned income in this country, so I'm sure you do. But we can check irs.gov."
EJ grabs Sami's hand as she turns to go get EJ's laptop.
EJ (innocently): "That's not all we need to check out."
EJ pulls Sami in for a long kiss, and Sami smiles at him afterward.
Sami (smiling): "Why don't we do this later?"
EJ (raising an eyebrow): "I'm all about filing extensions."
More Ejami kisses.
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