Saturday, March 1, 2008

EJ Is Violent

This is the second Sony board requested video I've done, and yes, I made a montage about EJ waving a gun around to a song about committing drive-by shootings. "Bad Habit" by The Offspring is one of their best songs, and it's a perfect fit for my beloved Evil EJ even if it's not to everyone's liking.

Friday, February 29th, 2008

First glitter, now whiteness everywhere. Good Ejami, you are trying my patience.

It’s the gray longsleeved t-shirt with the electric orange piping! Sweet!

I’d complain about this outfit, but it’s obvious Ali was sick when they shot this. I hope she’s feeling better.

“So where’d you go to law school, EJ?”
“Why, online, of course. And let’s pretend that we don’t need a separate annulment for the Church because that would be distracting, eh?”

Dude, I almost fell into a coma trying to listen to this. And it didn’t even make any sense with the boring lawyer saying that Stefano already axed EJ from his will and then John later remarking “I'm sure the old man would have cut you out eventually.” PROOFREAD YOUR WORK, DAYS.

“Did he, now? That's interesting. I wasn't aware that my father was dead.” And “I think my biggest mistake was telling Marlena, actually, that you were alive and letting her know where she could find you. Anyway, you can thank me for that later.” Ah, how nice to see you, Gray EJ! And dark gray at that. Tell Evil EJ I say hi.

Grade: Gray EJ A, Sami exempted, Ejami B, rest C.

Thursday, February 28th, 2008


“I was wondering if you could have a short, awkward redemption conversation with me. It will only take a moment, which makes me wonder why we’re even bothering, but whatever, TPTB.”

James does a great Irish accent, but I agree that Sami’s scenes were shot separately because of scheduling conflicts with The Biggest Loser, and unfortunately, it ruined the scene. The juxtaposition of EJ feeling uncomfortable at first with him toasting could have been interesting, but with Sami stuck off to the side, it just doesn’t work. The Anti-Brady who is finally accepted by her family is alone in the back while the DiMera who was doing Very Bad Things as recently as two months ago is the center of attention?

Grade: Eh. Tanna B, rest C-.