Thursday, June 5th, 2008

“She was a toddler yesterday, and now she’s a baby again?! What in the heck did you people do to her?!!”



“Here, Samantha, let me.”
“There we go. See? That wasn't so tough. That wasn't so tough, was it?”
“She just likes the sound of my voice, don't you?”
“There you go. Now, you be good for your mummy, all right?” Oh, I love Daddy EJ!



“You know, I really don't want him anywhere near my daughter.” Well, I don’t want you anywhere near my Ejami, but we don’t always get what we want, do we?”
“It looks like Ali prefers EJ.” Ali knows her father!
“Lucas, you must feel like a total loser.” Daily occurrence there, Nicole.



“You are bloody lucky tonight.” Exactly, EJ. Ali could have been kidnapped, hit by a car, fallen into a ditch, etc.
“She never in any danger.” Lucas, you arrogant jerk! You’re not even sorry!



“This is your last chance, Horton. You stay within the perimeter or you'll be back in prison. You understand?” You tell him, Officer Chuck!



“I need to put the kids down for their nap.”
“Just don't, all right?”
“I have done a bloody good job of raising your daughter for the last few months.”
“Okay, I'm gonna put these two down for a nap.”
“After your behavior today, I don't think you're capable of being left on your own with Ali anymore. Samantha, would you please make sure that he is not left alone with the children? Thank you.” I enjoyed how EJ took command today. He is not going to let anyone, much less Lucas, get in the way of the twins’ welfare.



“I think for right now, it would be best if you weren't alone with the twins. So let me do exactly that in a few minutes so I can go get a cappuccino.”



“Uh, Sami's here. I need to talk to her. Do you mind? I have to very clumsily insert myself into her plotline.”



“I was drunk, something I'm sure you're familiar with, and you say a lot of things when you're drunk,” “I don't know what you're talking about, sweetheart,” and “All right, well, even if you're right, and I'm not saying you are, what do you intend to do about it? What are you doing?” EJ handled this very well, staying calm and letting Nicole tell him what she knows. And the glaring. Man. Let the bad things start soon, please.

Grade: B-. I liked EJ today, but he wasn’t around that much, and my Phloe was ruined by Chloe’s sudden magical interest in Lumi. Oh, Days.

Wednesday, June 4th, 2008

“Over my dead body.” Good morning, Evil EJ! Perfect timing to interrupt Lumi yet again I see.



I thoroughly enjoyed how harsh EJ was here and how he was noticeably softer with Sami later. If only there had been some jokes.



I’d say this was like a cartoon, but that’s insulting to cartoons.



Oh, sure, Evil EJ just happened to have the time to stop by and get his latte of suffering after you told him you were going to be here. Sami, you aren’t nearly suspicious enough.



“Isn’t this nice?” Yes, it is. Someone likes spending time with his family.



She’s not a pet, Lucas!



When Babies Escape



May I take a moment here to say that I love the Java Café set for some reason? I think it’s the lighting; it just looks like a nice place to hang out and chat over a tasty beverage. Ejami needs to come here more often.



“We make a good team.” Yes, you do, EJ, and Sami looks like she’s starting to figure that out.



“Hey, Sami, your dad here and I slept together once. No, no particular reason I mentioned that, I just wanted to throw it out there.”



It’s our favorite Salem Police Officer extra! You know, he really needs a name at this point. Chuck sounds good to me. Hello Officer Chuck!



Uh, Nicole, you’re supposed to threaten EJ about revealing the secret before you follow through and tell Sami. Otherwise you’ve just screwed over EJ without having the opportunity to gain anything. Man, you really did lose all your brain cells with the hair color change, didn’t you?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmNQ5VgFAfc

It’s an evil day in the neighborhood
A evil day for a DiMera
Samantha will be mine
Yes, Samantha will be mine



*gasp* Immigration Dude?!! Elvis, you magnificent bastard.



“How could you be so irresponsible?” Um, he’s Lucas? Standard operating procedure here.



“I don’t know what he was thinking either, Mommy.”



“I appreciate everything you’re doing for my family, and a token of my appreciation will be in your Swiss bank account tomorrow morning.”
“And remember, discretion is required.”
“Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone.” You know, it doesn’t even matter if EJ’s been conspiring with Immigration Dude the entire time, starting just now, or something in between. Whatever the answer is, it’s delicious. Oh, Evil EJ. This is why I *heart* you.

Grade: B. Evil EJ was in rare form today with his stalking and overarching conspiracies, and I love it when he enjoys his coffee. Even though I really liked the Ejami time, I did feel that Sami was a little cold to him. I mean, it’s clear she’s starting to wake up, but she’s just not there yet. I did enjoy how she assumed he was meeting with Nicole again when he looked at his watch, though. She’s definitely jealous.

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXO3OMGKPpw

With the lights out its less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us



“I’m not the heartless bitch you think I am.” Yes, you are, Sami. That’s why EJ likes you.



It’s okay, EJ. Your awesome white/light gray long sleeved t-shirt will lull them into a false sense of security, and you need to be comfortable when you don’t feel well. I know you wouldn’t normally go to a bar when you’re hung over, but with the set crunch you have nowhere else to hang out.



Eavesdropping yet again. He waits a long time before he announces his presence here.



Drinking, listening to Nicole foolishly threaten him, and interfering in Lumi all at the same time? EJ is a master at multitasking.

Grade: D. I loved EJ today, but what a waste of an episode. I mean, EJ looked stunning in his lovely white/light gray long sleeved t-shirt, and I liked the eavesdropping on Lumi and Kate, lying to Sami about the annulment, and calling the immigration mess a dog and pony show, but everyone else and everything else was total snoozeville.

Monday, June 2nd, 2008

“My attorney is Elvis John DiMera.” No more Junior? Days, you and your incessant retcons.
“EJ 's not right for Nicole.” That’s my girl, Chloe!
“I can't believe I've never done this before.” You did, EJ. In Mexico. Damn you, Days!
“Oh, EJ, I could really be falling for you.” Oh, Nicole, I’m sorry you got stuck with this expositional dialogue. Show, don’t tell, show.



“Okay? I'm gonna tell Samantha that the annulment is null and void.” Which is a silly plan. Okay?
“She's gonna be very happy because she did not want to divorce me.” No, she did not. That was for Ali.



“No, but, you see, she won't find out because only you and I know. Nobody else knows, see?” Uh, I’m fairly sure the government keeps track of those kinds of things. Moreover, wouldn’t you have to legally remarry her at some point because of it? I mean, it’s not like you care about being above board, but it’d make things easier.
“I would never tell you because you are trouble.” It’s okay, EJ. No one is perfect. And this way, you’ve indirectly gotten the ball rolling to destroying your stupid friendship with Nicole, so it’s a mistake that will have a positive outcome.
“It's a secret. It's like classified, yeah, like you can't tell anybody. Otherwise, it'd be bad. I'd have to do bad things.” Oh, yeah, baby! Let the bad things commence! And I love how EJ phrased this and nodded several times as if there were no other option-of course he have to do bad things. What else would he do?



“I have a family. I never had a family. My whole life, it's all I ever wanted-a family. Never had a family. My dad didn't have a son. He had a soldier, you know? That's how I know, see? That's how I know we're meant to be together 'cause we're very alike, Samantha and me.” Exactly. You both have been denied unconditional love by the people who should have given it to you the most.
“Don't you think Lucas feels likewise?”
“I mean, I don't know. He was in prison for a long time. Can turn a man's head, maybe. But I don't think he loves me.” Ah! A joke! Thank you, EJ!
“I'm not worried about Lucas. Lucas is some sniveling little boy. He's a boy. He doesn't even know how to look after her.” No kidding. Sami is the man in Lumi. She’s always the one who saves him.
“Samantha is a woman.” And you’re the only one who recognizes that.
“Not so sniveling, if you ask me. He put a bullet in you.”
“Yeah, in my back.” So why did Sami say to Lucas that he missed? Argh!
“Like a coward. And don't think that I have not forgotten about that.”
“Well, I thought you said you did. I thought you told Sami you forgave him.”
“Sure, of course I did, to woo her, to win her. Please, I'm a DiMera. We don't forget that kind of stuff.” Oh, I am liking this. More bad things! And I love the pseudo-shooting body language too.
“EJ, do you honestly think that you can plot and plan your way into real love?” He always has, Nicole. The only difference this time around is the show is going to let it actually work.



“I'm really sorry that EJ 's making a scene with Nicole at your restaurant.” How is laughing quietly at a private booth in the back of Chez Rouge making a scene? You’d think EJ was dancing on a table here or something for this sort of reaction.
“I care about Johnny's father embarrassing himself in public. What would he think?” Hey, Lucas embarrasses himself every moment of every day. I couldn’t even bear to watch the Lumi today because of him.
“Maybe I should tell you what our little EJ 's up to.” Oh, Nicole, you ignorant slut. I cannot wait for the Son of the Phoenix to show you what he’s made of. He wasn’t kidding about the bad things.

Grade: B. Again, seriously. Ignore the drunk dancing and the lime sharing and concentrate on EJ’s glorious evilness and love for his Samantha. It could have been so much worse; he could have actually slept with Nicole, you know. Plus, it was hilarious when he threw part of that centerpiece. I love you, Evil EJ. Even when you’re totally drunk.

To Free the You that's Running Through

It’s nearly midnight at the DiMera mansion, and Sami comes down the stairs and enters the living room. EJ is in front of the fireplace dressed in all black. Seizing the initiative, he looks at her powerfully. Seeing EJ against the otherwise dark room, Sami feels a shiver climb up her spine as the illusion shatters and sees him as the evil man that he truly is. Sami gasps.

Sami (shocked): “EJ? No, EJ-I thought-I thought, you said-”

EJ (openly as he interrupts her): “You know who I am.”

EJ grins sinisterly.

EJ (chuckling): “You've always known.”

Terrified, Sami tries to turn around. Having none of her antics, EJ moves towards her, grabs Sami, and pulls her close to him.

EJ (playing with her hair): “We've come a long way, Samantha. I think its time for the next step.”

EJ stares at Sami intensely.

EJ (leaning in): “You know that I will always accept you as you are. Now it’s time you do the same for me.”

EJ kisses Sami roughly. She tenses for an instant and then responds to him, melting into the kiss. Wanting to be more comfortable, they move upstairs and demonstrate their love to each other. Afterwards, Ejami is in bed together, and Sami is considering EJ warily.

Sami (tense): “I don’t know who this is."

EJ (playfully): “I seem to recall you having met him before.”

Sami (trying to understand): “So it was all an act? All your ‘I’ve changed, I’m a better person now?’”

EJ (considering): “More like an invitation. You weren’t ready. I tried the hard sell before, and it just set us back.”

Sami (imploring): “EJ, I didn’t sign on for this.”

EJ (disagreeing): “Yes, you did. You wanted me to free you.”

Sami (shaking her head): “No, I didn’t. I thought you changed.”

EJ (tilting his head): “You did, but now you have-don't tell me you don’t prefer this.”

Sami (unnerved): “Prefer what? I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe you did this.”

EJ (indignant): "What? Lied to you? I had to, Samantha, I had to in order to get you here. You are finally free-you know you are happier this way."

EJ moves closer to Sami.

EJ (looking into her eyes): "No more pretending, no more hiding…you can be who you truly are."

Sami (horrified): “'And who is that? The woman you planned me to be?”

EJ slides up next to Sami and traces her face with his hand.

EJ (explaining): “The only way I could convince you of anything, sweetheart, is if there was the desire there to begin with.”

EJ (firmly): “You stood by the door, Samantha. I just helped you open it.”

My One and Only

Ejami has been showing their love to each other for some time. EJ is clearly more fatigued than Sami, yet he’s massaging her. Sami notices his exhaustion and puts her hand out towards him.

Sami (stopping him): “Um, EJ, that’s really nice, but I’m kinda tired. Would it be okay if we could just cuddle for a while?”

Surprised, EJ looks at Sami wonderingly.

Sami (encouragingly): “I’d really like it.”

EJ (lighting up): “Oh, okay. Sure. Of course.”

Sami pulls EJ towards her and wraps her arms around him. More than happy to be held, EJ does the same and snuggles against her.

EJ (closing his eyes): “I’m glad I can make you happy, Samantha.”

Sami (smiling softly and stroking his hair): “So am I.”

Pleased, Sami lets EJ fall asleep against her.

Sami (softly): “I’m glad I can make you happy too.”

Always a Bridesmaid

EJ walks up to Nicole right before the Ejami wedding is supposed to start.

EJ (not happy): "Where's Samantha, Nicole?"

Nicole (denying it): "Sami? I have no idea where she is. I've been getting everything ready for your special day this entire time. It's just like her to be late. No respect for other people."

EJ (eyes narrowing): "What did you do with her?"

Nicole (gesturing dismissively): "With Sami? I didn't do anything with the little tramp. Guess she decided to bail on you-aarrrgh!"

Nicole stops speaking as Evil EJ has clamped his hand around her neck.

Evil EJ (whispering threateningly): "I'm only going to ask this once. What did you do with Samantha?"

Nicole (struggling to breathe): "Linen closet."

Evil EJ (letting her go): "Thank you. Now get out of here."

Nicole (petulantly): "But I just got here! I'll miss the drinks-I mean, the reception!"

Evil EJ (pointing): "Out!"

Seeing the rage in Evil EJ's eyes, Nicole follows the command and runs away.

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In the eyes of a DiMera
The unsuspecting Brady
Had better know the truth of wrong from right

Cause the eyes of a DiMera are upon you
Any good you do
He's gonna see

When you're in Salem
Look behind you

Cause that's where the DiMera’s gonna be

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.” “I’m not being deceptive about Samantha if that’s what you mean.” Oh, sure you aren’t.



“I think he’s going to end up in a halfway house somewhere making brooms or something, and instead the guy is living in my house.” That’s right, EJ, your house. And yes, scheming is both an art and a science. You have to ride the tide.



“I’m going to be the perfect father to my son, the perfect gentleman to her, and the best friend she could ever want to have” “And in the end she’s going to end up in my bed, and Lucas is going to be left outside.” Woo hoo!
“But I can tell you I'm gonna show Samantha there's more to life than that poison dwarf.” Oh, most definitely.
“Look, I treat her completely differently than Lucas does. I treat Samantha like a woman. He treats her like the little schoolgirl that he started seeing all those years ago.” You are correct, sir!
“Look at their relationship. It’s completely volatile. They’re basically the same person, just a bundle of raw nerves and energy.” While I don’t agree that Sami and Lucas are the exactly same, I totally agree with the point you’re making here about their natural temperaments, EJ. Sami and Lucas feed each other’s anger and insecurities; that’s why Lumi always been a more off than on relationship.
“And you are all easy charm and affable manipulation.”
“Precisely.” It’s the textbook definition of covert Evil EJ!
“I’m just going to show Samantha that I’m a lot more of an adult than Lucas is.” Not a hard task, EJ. Not a hard task.
“I can’t take her away from him, so I’m going to have to get her to come to me.” Yup. You already tried the hard sell this time last year; now it’s time for the soft sell. Summer EJ front all the way.



“But where would we find a woman to sleep with me?” Oh, how I laughed at this line.
“If I was not in love with Samantha, I would sleep with you in a heartbeat.” Yes, Evil EJ likes the ladies, and he has a loose definition of lady as that apparently includes Nicole. But none compare to his Samantha.
“It might send her running into Lucas' arms. She does kind of hate you enough to then hate me, you know?” EJ is a smart, smart man.
“It’s not gonna happen.” Yes, EJ, the show has changed. Back in the day, that’s exactly what would happen. You’d sleep with Nicole while still chasing Sami. Sami and Lucas would reconcile and stay together. Eventually you’d give up and start calling Nicole your soulmate because this show idiotically used to think that settling was somehow romantic and not abjectly depressing.

Grade: B-. I cannot believe that this is what everyone got so bent out of shape about. EJ is barely flirting with Nicole here. Compare this to him with Kate or the bar chick in Mexico. Anyway, EJ was cute getting plastered but what really interested me was how insightful he was. As if we needed any more proof that this is covert Evil EJ. He encourages Nicole to disparage Chloe so she can marry Philip for his money, insults Lucas, nails the Lumi dynamic, and states that he going to make Sami choose him. Ah, evilness. Who needs golden or fairytale couple? It’s so much more fun this way.