Spin The Wheel of Death

Evil EJ spins his wheel of torture.

Gray EJ (watching): "I'm pulling for amputation. If anyone deserves it, it's Nicole."

Evil Crazy EJ (excitedly): "Samantha wants to suffocate her underneath a mountain of stuffed animals!"

Evil EJ (patiently): "Let's see what chance has in mind, eh?"

The wheel stops turning, and Evil EJ lights up at its selection.

Evil EJ (pleasantly): "Finally, an excuse to go shopping."

Gray EJ (watching): "Full body immolation?! That's your first choice-you rigged this!"

Evil EJ smirks.

Evil EJ (darkly): "Of course I did. A man makes his own fate."