Friday, April 11, 2008

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

“I got my degree from Cambridge University.” And last week with Immigration Dude it was Oxford. What’s next, the University of Phoenix? The School of Hard Knocks? A box of Cracker Jacks?

“You wouldn't know a decent wardrobe if it hit you in the face.”
“Porn-star collection? You're gonna need the jaws of life to get yourself out of that number.”
“How about that time I threw a drink in your face?”

Hey, it’s Sami! Haven’t seen her in a while. Has she been visiting Eric for the past year and a half?

“Young lady, you're not gonna get very far with me if you tell my wife to zip it.”
“If you have any interest in persuading me to take your case, you can stop insulting my wife.”
“If you do anything else to jeopardize my relationship with Samantha, you are gonna be looking for a new attorney.”


You got my hopes up yesterday, EJ, you really did. Then today, shades of gray, my butt. No such luck. Instead we get Summer 2006 EJ! Watch Summer EJ settle down Nicole and Sami in order to avoid a scene! Watch Summer EJ quietly listen to Sami talk about Eric! Watch Summer EJ nicely threaten Nicole! Now, don’t get me wrong, I like Summer EJ, and I infinitely prefer him to Pansy EJ, but still…the goodness. We’re going to have to do something about that. AND WHERE ARE MY JOKES?!

I zoned out here and instead imagined Evil EJ coming out and repeatedly backhanding Nicole across the face. Summer EJ seems to be doing the same thing.

The Grade: B. Did I like it? Yes. But the reversion to Old Sami with Summer EJ dynamic did throw me. Wonder if we’re going to keep going with this…

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