Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

This is what happens when I get excited from the “Next time on Days” promos. No Patch, no Squire, no jokes. I demand a refund. At least EJ’s up on everyone’s whereabouts and his nice blue flowery tie has reappeared.

“Sami i luv u-no teh sex w/EJ plz k thx ur Lucas.” An email? Seriously? Yet another waste of time. At least Sami’s pink flowery top is pleasant. Ejami is coordinating their outfits again.

“What are you doing here?” Well, he doesn’t actually have an office, he’s already been to the Pub today, and the DiMansion only has the living room here, the stairs, and the entrance, so there’s really nowhere else he can go.

“You don't look fine.” Neither do you, EJ. Someone needs a nap.

“Didn't I say that I had a headache?” Yeah, I hear drinking really helps with those.

“I'm gonna be reaching a bit, Samantha, but you also seem quite sad.”
“Can I give you a hug, Samantha?”
“Samantha, please. You're upset. You're clearly in a lot of pain.”
“You're gonna be a lot more comfortable if you just go to bed, sweetheart.” Insightful, endearing, and wonderfully kind to his Samantha no matter what his morality is. Lucas wouldn’t have even noticed.

Thank goodness I dramatically paused here with the door open for several moments so I could overhear EJ’s phone conversation with Nicole.

Grade: Split decision. EJ and Steve and Sami and crappy letter, C. Ejami B+. Aw, EJ wanted to hold Sami so badly. Maybe next time.


  1. I'm with you on that refund. I was watching for waiting for a "Squire Crumpet" joke. I feel we've all robbed.

  2. EJ and Steve play off each other well, so yeah, it was a total lost opportunity.