Friday, February 1, 2008

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Ejami family :)

When Babies Attack.

“Crap, it’s Dr. North. I bet he wants to know what we’re doing in his cabin.”

“Samantha, it’s scientifically impossible for me to be hotter than I am in this shirt, and I resent any implication otherwise.”

“Let’s see, I was bedridden and barely alive back in July, and now it’s January, and I’m bedridden and barely alive again. Thank you so much, Days.”

“Hey, Lexie, remember last January when it was implied that I ran you and Tek off the road and buried your bodies in a swamp? Ah, good times, good times.”

“You turned what I had with Samantha into something...cold...something heartless.”
“That wasn’t me, Elvis, that was TPTB!”

“Are we ever going to get more screen time, little brother?”
“Eh, it’s the whole six, seven part Y&R style storytelling, you know? You’re lucky if you get five minutes an episode.”

The Grade:

“Normally I don’t like to give unsolicited advice, which is why I apologized for that whole Britney Spears thing, but Sami, you are stuck on stupid. Why do you keep blaming yourself for Lucas’ actions? Why do you keep chasing after a man who doesn’t love you the way you deserve to be loved and whose expectations you’ll never meet? Lumi is over. It’s dead. That dog won’t hunt. And contrary to what he may say, Elvis here, he ain’t gonna wait around forever for you, ‘specially when you treat him like some old shoe that you forgot to throw out. It’s time to get in the game, girl.”

EJ A+, Gianni and Ali A+, Lexie and Tony B, Sami’s shirt A, Sami D-.


  1. OMG CDB the Dr. Phil comment was fabulous. Thank you for making me smile.

  2. Love, love, love this blog! Your Dr. Phil is dead-on... I could actually hear his voice as I was reading that bit, lol. Please keep up the good work.