Kid EJ: "You are my solider!" *waves tarot card*
Steve: "Whatever, tiny dude. No matter how many times you shock me, I ain't doing nothin'."
Kid EJ: "ARRRRGH! FATHER, STEVEN WON'T DO WHAT I SAY!!!!"
Steve: "Man, you are such a whiner."
Kid EJ: "FAAAAATHER!!! HE'S MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!!"
Kid EJ: "FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTHEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!"
Stefano (in another room): *sigh* "Yes, Elvis?"
Kid EJ: "Steven won't obey me! IT'S NOT FAIR!"
Stefano (rolling his eyes): "Did you use the tarot card?"
Kid EJ: "Yes!"
Stefano: "Did you electrocute him?"
Kid EJ: "Five times!"
Stefano: "Is the machine working?"
Kid EJ: "Of course it is! I'm not stupid, Father."
Steve: *snickers*
Kid EJ: "What? Hey-no! NO! You were faking the entire time?!!"
Steve (moving around): "OH PLEASE NO! OH STOP IT HURTS! OH THE HUMANITY! You buy anything, dontcha, kiddo?"
Kid EJ: "YOU INGRATE!"
Stefano (bored): "Fix the machine, and do it right, this time, Elvis. And no more bothering me or none of your video pastimes for you this week."
Kid EJ: "Video games, Father. Games."
Stefano (warning): "Elvis..."
Kid EJ: "Yes, Father. Of course, Father."
Steve (smug): "Well, I guess you better get hoppin', small fry."
Kid EJ (angry): "You are going to pay for this! You hear me?!"
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