How April 6th 2007 Should Have Happened

Lucas comes back to Lumi's apartment with all the crap he bought

Lucas (knocking on the door): "Sami? Sami, open up!"

*silence*

Lucas (louder): "Sami, I know you're in there. Come on, this stuff is heavy."

*more silence*

Lucas (setting down the bags): "All right. Fine. Don't help."

*banging noises from across the hallway*

Lucas ignores the sound and gets out his keys.

*more banging noises from across the hallway*

Lucas (stopping and turning around): "Guess EJ decided to redecorate. He's a strong guy to move his furniture all by himself."

*even more banging noises from across the hallway*

Lucas (staring): "What is going on over there?"

Sami (through the walls) : "OH YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BIG DADDY!"

*dead silence*

Lucas (volcanic): "I KNEW IT, SAMI! I JUST KNEW IT!"