It's The Home Improvement Place!

EJ (grabbing his coat): "Well, I'm off to Lowe's."

Carpe (coming over and grabbing onto his arm): "Oh, that sounds fun!"

EJ (raising an eyebrow): "Darling, may I point out you don't know a screwdriver from an Allen wrench."

Carpe (looking into his eyes): "I fail to see how that's relevant."