Sami is keeping a shirtless EJ captive. She walks up to his enclosure and looks at him severely.
Sami (sternly): "You've been a very bad boy, EJ. Whatever shall I do with you?"
EJ (pleading): "Oh, Samantha, please don't hurt me. You know I didn't mean it."
Sami (not buying it): "You most certainly did. I'm going to have to punish you."
Sami leans in between the bars and passionately kisses EJ.
EJ (eyebrow raise as she pulls back): "I don't think I can withstand all this torture, sweetheart."
Sami (going in again): "And here I thought you were a strong man."
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